“Ted! Hey! Ted! Where the hell is the corkscrew!” Why don’t you find the corkscrew yourself? Oh THAT’S RIGHT, because you’ve got a meat cleaver wedged in your skull, you obnoxious little fuck. Personally, I’d have finished the job by sliding the corkscrew right up his pisshole.
elmasterderacing, Horrid Movies’ favourite new weirdo, has done something wonderful for us all. He / she / it has uploaded to Youtube every deleted death scene from the optimistically-named Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, the series’ fourth and not at all final chapter. Thanks, elmasterderacing3, you fruitcake.
The fact that there are eight deaths in a compilation entitled Friday 13th Part 4 Deleted Deaths does make you wonder how no-one noticed the threatrical release looked like a really long episode of Goosebumps. Boy howdy, though, is that final scene sensational! I can’t believe Jason Voorhees was Michael Berryman all along! And that Al Murray kills him!