The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, dir. Tobe Hooper)

Dennis Hopper is LORD OF THE HARVEST.

Like if Michael Flatley cracked and started step dancing around abandoned carnival grounds with three chainsaws. Here, Dennis swashes and indeed buckles the surprisingly nimble Leatherface. They have an actual chainsaw fight, which is pretty much Star Wars re-enacted by a demented cowboy and Ed Gein.

Dennis Hopper gave strict funeral instructions before his death. “Just wrap me in a blanket and leave me out for the coyotes,” he said. It was unclear if he was referring to actual coyotes or stars of the hit film Coyote Ugly, so the demand was never met.

RIP, Dennis. Maybe when Michael Flatley dies, you guys can be pals.


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